*Harmie.
*Married.
*Momma to G.E. and P.J.
I’ve grown up a little.
This isn't a themed blog; I post what I like. Mostly sex and funny. Sometimes funny sex. Always sexy fun. I (USUALLY) FOLLOW BACK! Snoogins.
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
(via nevergoingdown-nevergivingup)
| me: | let's do something productive |
| brain: | too stressed, can't focus |
| me: | ok, then let's do something enjoyable first |
| brain: | can't do that either, feeling too guilty for not being productive |

(Detail) Jan van Huysum (Dutch) -Vase of Flowers 1772
(Source: paintingsdaily, via casuallshit)
doctor: well we don’t have a cure for “insatiable lust for pasta” but i’m going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i don’t care enough to find out what
me: sounds good doc
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